she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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