tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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