I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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