I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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