Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I want her autograph on my taint
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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