That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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