You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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