What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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