u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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