That's intense
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We're too hungover to prance.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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