please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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