yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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