that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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