First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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