I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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