We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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