I hate your face
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
A bitchslap is in order.
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