my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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