Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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