yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
