No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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