she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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