The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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