He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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