Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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