Sry I called you an 8
your thong is hanging out like whoa
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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