Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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