But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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