I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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