It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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