He uses pillows to masturbate.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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