He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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