My sheets look like a crime scene.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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