fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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