I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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