How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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