I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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