I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
My vagina just clenched in fear
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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