Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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