We're like a lot better than the average bears
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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