I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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