I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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