Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I've blown a few things in my day
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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