HIV tests are more positive than that guy
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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