I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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