Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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