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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.

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(561): View more from Florida

As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother

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(402): View more from Nebraska

meow

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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet

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(713): View more from Texas

She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water

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(206): View more from Washington

I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...

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(714): View more from California

I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"

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