I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
