Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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