So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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