everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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