I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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