Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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